bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via shadowin-the-night)

Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

(Source: guy, via shadowin-the-night)

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